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Autist, writer, toucan collector. Stanford University, class of '23, if time still means anything. Can't read social cues, can read Russian.
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Schizophrenia in YA Literature/Lucy vs. Google Translate
Can we please change “The Fault in Our Stars” to “Guilt Is A Star?” So much better. Anyway, don’t write irresponsibly about schizophrenia.
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I Have Insomnia And I Blame Phoebe Bridgers
Phoebe Bridgers’ new album, Punisher, is just a million layers of gorgeous gut punch apocalyptic clinically depressed road trip MDMA trip reflection on aliens and/or the lack thereof.
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Ratings
Some people might tell you that not everything can be quantified, that the human experience is more than just numbers, that there are nuances in life a single digit can’t capture. Those people are wrong.
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The Best of Yahoo Answers
There are few things in life more edifying than perusing Yahoo Answers. However, in this busy modern world, many of us are left without sufficient time for this noble hobby. Lucky for you readers, I copied and pasted some gems below.
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Why Are You Worried About Anti-Vaxxers? You Should Be Worried About Anti-FAXXERS…
While Facebook has not demonstrated a particularly strong effort to combat anti-faxer activity, the company faces increasing pressure from public figures to take a firmer stance on the issue as the anti-faxing epidemic proliferates.
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April 2020 Horoscopes
Scorpio: You may be strong, but the enormous group of crows you’ve enraged with your country music playlist is much, much stronger.
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May 2020 Horoscopes
Libra: You will soon be disappointed to discover that interpretive waltzing is not, has never been, and will never be an employable skill.
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Songs for April
My monthly playlists reflect a combination of how I feel and how I want to feel. E.g., January 2020 featured songs like “Asexual Wellbeing” by Okay Kaya, “Supalonely” by Benee, “Love You For A Long Time” by Maggie Rogers, “The Best” by AWOLNATION, “Wasteland, Baby!” by Hozier, and “Born to Die” by Lana Del Rey, because I love melodrama and I am not ashamed.
