Some people might tell you that not everything can be quantified, that the human experience is more than just numbers, that there are nuances in life a single digit can’t capture. Those people are wrong. Without further ado, may I present to you…the ratings!!!
Tap dancing: 7/10
Tap dancing ironically: 10/10
Snakes: 4/10
Glow-in-the-dark nail polish: 6/10
Curling: 4/10
Oxford comma: 7/10
Whistles: 2/10
Glue sticks: 6/10
Iambic pentameter: 5/10
Jellyfish: 9/10
Recreational gardening: 2/10
Department stores: 3/10
St. Patrick’s Day: 7/10
Middle school dances: 1/10
Taylor Swift: 4/10
Quoting Taylor Swift like she’s a philosopher: 8/10
Living by Taylor Swift quotes like she’s a philosopher and you’re a sycophantic disciple: 4/10
Disney movies: 6.3/10
The realization that most Disney movies are wildly sexist, racist, etc.: 0/10
Cardamom: 4/10
Spiderman stickers: 7/10
One Direction: 1/10
Pirates: 8/10
Arabic numerals: 7/10
Roman numerals: IV/X
Binary: 100/1100101
Base-19: &3%5/$591**
Microwave popcorn: 3/10
10th-grade drug ed: 2/10
Saying “hella” to people who aren’t from the Bay Area: 8/10
Mice: 6/10
Edna St. Vincent Millay: 10/10
Modern Family, Season 5: 9/10
Singing in the shower: 4/10
Screaming in the shower: 8/10
Colorado: 5/10
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The only thing I disagree with is singing in the shower which is definitely 10/10
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