Some people might tell you that not everything can be quantified, that the human experience is more than just numbers, that there are nuances in life a single digit can’t capture. Those people are wrong. Without further ado, may I present to you…the ratings!!!

Tap dancing: 7/10

Tap dancing ironically: 10/10

Snakes: 4/10

Glow-in-the-dark nail polish: 6/10

Curling: 4/10

Oxford comma: 7/10

Whistles: 2/10

Glue sticks: 6/10

Iambic pentameter: 5/10

Jellyfish: 9/10

Recreational gardening: 2/10

Department stores: 3/10

St. Patrick’s Day: 7/10

Middle school dances: 1/10

Taylor Swift: 4/10

Quoting Taylor Swift like she’s a philosopher: 8/10

Living by Taylor Swift quotes like she’s a philosopher and you’re a sycophantic disciple: 4/10

Disney movies: 6.3/10

The realization that most Disney movies are wildly sexist, racist, etc.: 0/10

Cardamom: 4/10

Spiderman stickers: 7/10

One Direction: 1/10

Pirates: 8/10

Arabic numerals: 7/10

Roman numerals: IV/X

Binary: 100/1100101

Base-19: &3%5/$591**

Microwave popcorn: 3/10

10th-grade drug ed: 2/10

Saying “hella” to people who aren’t from the Bay Area: 8/10

Mice: 6/10

Edna St. Vincent Millay: 10/10

Modern Family, Season 5: 9/10

Singing in the shower: 4/10

Screaming in the shower: 8/10

Colorado: 5/10

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